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Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12307) - you deserved it (23699)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:28pm - misc - by Kendra_Nine (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I put my 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16669) - you deserved it (6392)

On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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