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Today, I was informed that my uneven facial features make me seem "untrustworthy." Glad to know my unchangeable physical appearance doubles as a character flaw. FML

#21317152
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On 12/14/2014 at 2:56am - misc - by lopsided (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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On 03/14/2011 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31380) - you deserved it (4140)

On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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