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Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26523) - you deserved it (14064)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29629) - you deserved it (4012)

On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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