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Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to pick up her things. I decided to take a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

#20170390
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16218) - you deserved it (1971)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:03am - love - by Chris (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

#19558757
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13644) - you deserved it (1098)

On 05/01/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

#15946238
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I agree, your life sucks (26007) - you deserved it (2596)

On 04/27/2011 at 6:50am - health - by c.m.g. -

Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML

#15170872
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15974) - you deserved it (2018)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:22am - work - by AntiBobTheBuilder (woman) - United States (California)



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