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Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22785) - you deserved it (40052)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18416) - you deserved it (3642)

On 05/04/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by UnderConstruction (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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