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Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42833) - you deserved it (13793)

On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62840) - you deserved it (6914)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)



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