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Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

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On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7537) - you deserved it (41804)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Cam (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)



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