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FML with : wash my face

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Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML

#21104331
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44794) - you deserved it (4344)

On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26130) - you deserved it (2549)

On 09/16/2012 at 3:48pm - health - by Derp McShitstain (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30728) - you deserved it (10555)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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