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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37793) - you deserved it (3569)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States



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