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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend, because he's too manipulative. By the time our chat ended, instead of being single, I'm somehow now committed to going on vacation with him and his family. FML

#21216217
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I agree, your life sucks (44301) - you deserved it (13477)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - love - by whatjusthappened - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30488) - you deserved it (4044)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:41am - love - by kirrby - United States (Nevada)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57905) - you deserved it (26197)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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