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Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39679) - you deserved it (2217)

On 12/26/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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