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Today, I walked into my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23732) - you deserved it (3420)

On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11902) - you deserved it (5363)

On 09/26/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by cmc9540 (woman) - United States (New York)

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