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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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On 04/29/2014 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked into my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29913) - you deserved it (4023)

On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML



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