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Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML

#20452665
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I agree, your life sucks (17114) - you deserved it (35119)

On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML

#18895505
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20334) - you deserved it (3176)

On 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27754) - you deserved it (2382)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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