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Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
82 comments

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On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML

#21510303
70 comments

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On 01/01/2016 at 5:41pm - love - by no love - United States

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

#21507994
44 comments

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On 12/26/2015 at 3:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, some idiot did burnouts in the school parking lot. I got blamed because my car looks the same. I didn't even get a chance to defend myself, and now I have 8 weeks of detention. FML

#21494852
63 comments

Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML

#21492525
72 comments

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On 11/14/2015 at 4:08pm - work - by hell - United States (California)

Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML

#21441771
11 comments

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On 07/14/2015 at 10:11pm - misc - by trappedinmyownhome (woman) -

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

#21432649
85 comments

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On 06/27/2015 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

#21428807
68 comments

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On 06/19/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Ngbaheir (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told his friends he was dating me. We've been together for a year and a half. His friends didn't even know I existed before. FML

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

#21407296
74 comments

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On 05/09/2015 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after over six weeks of not getting a single shift at my part time job, I finally went in to meet my new manager. He didn't even know I existed. Apparently my old manager lied and said I quit so they hired someone else. FML

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML

#21378741
115 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

#21341250
55 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, my work department set a new sales record, something not done in nearly 30 years. It's corporate policy to give a bonus to each worker responsible as a reward. Our manager decided our "bonuses" would be plastic medals from Dollar Tree. He didn't even buy enough for everybody. FML

#21311945
53 comments

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On 12/05/2014 at 10:44am - work - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML

#21291231
58 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 1:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Poland (Mazowieckie)



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