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Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML

#21441771
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On 07/14/2015 at 10:11pm - misc - by trappedinmyownhome (woman) -

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

#21432649
86 comments

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On 06/27/2015 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

#21428807
68 comments

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On 06/19/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Ngbaheir (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told his friends he was dating me. We've been together for a year and a half. His friends didn't even know I existed before. FML

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

#21407296
75 comments

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On 05/09/2015 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after over six weeks of not getting a single shift at my part time job, I finally went in to meet my new manager. He didn't even know I existed. Apparently my old manager lied and said I quit so they hired someone else. FML

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML

#21378741
114 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

#21341250
55 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, my work department set a new sales record, something not done in nearly 30 years. It's corporate policy to give a bonus to each worker responsible as a reward. Our manager decided our "bonuses" would be plastic medals from Dollar Tree. He didn't even buy enough for everybody. FML

#21311945
53 comments

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On 12/05/2014 at 10:44am - work - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML

#21291231
56 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 1:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

#21157939
73 comments

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On 05/31/2014 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

#21143801
101 comments

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On 05/18/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by lemongrab (woman) - Canada

Today, I was being shown how to use a nail gun while applying for a job at a construction company. The instructor shot me in the arm with it. I didn't even get the job. FML

#21107174
115 comments

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On 04/07/2014 at 10:13pm - work - by watch_corn_dance - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

#21016853
228 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

#20974690
59 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 1:08pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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