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Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by lousy - United States (Alabama)



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