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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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