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FML with : mcdonalds drive

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Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

#6151302
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I agree, your life sucks (37927) - you deserved it (6791)

On 11/04/2009 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonalds drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I decided to pull out of the line just to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8829) - you deserved it (56022)

On 07/09/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by StUbbY (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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