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Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18452) - you deserved it (3583)

On 08/06/2012 at 4:13am - love - by awkwardparents - United States (California)



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