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Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
Friday 2 October 2015