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Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

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On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)



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