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Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

#20681164
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On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML

#20651556
86 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 3:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

#20505236
82 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
120 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML

#20128657
43 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my neighbors bought a signal scrambler to stop their kids from going on the internet at night. Too bad it blocks my internet too. FML

#19974193
157 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, and got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

#19921886
176 comments

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On 07/11/2012 at 1:09am - love - by forgottenbday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML

#19810055
79 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm - misc - by ducklover1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
196 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

#18638561
113 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

#16756639
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21953) - you deserved it (3110)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML

#16523437
47 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next 3 days. FML

#15379875
111 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

#14482279
148 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 2:49am - money - by Username -



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