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Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23573) - you deserved it (2119)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:26am - work - by gmnesbitt - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26646) - you deserved it (10326)

On 07/23/2010 at 8:59am - love - by justmyluck25 (man) - United States (Texas)



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