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Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (3018)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9203) - you deserved it (32719)

On 01/23/2010 at 5:27am - love - by SINGLE (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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