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Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24026) - you deserved it (3258)

On 09/23/2011 at 10:33am - health - by freezingggg - Reserved



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