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Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML

#21428077
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (1966)

On 06/18/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

#21302021
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30080) - you deserved it (3660)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the rash I've been getting in my underarms, behind my knees and sometimes on my face. Turns out I'm allergic to sweat. I'm a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a sauna and steam room installed in my house. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44123) - you deserved it (4036)

On 08/21/2009 at 4:17pm - health - by FilthyIke (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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