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Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52828) - you deserved it (3425)

On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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160 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33694) - you deserved it (3216)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by CollegeFreshman (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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