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Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
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I agree, your life sucks (18946) - you deserved it (45900)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

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97 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, get closer to Jesus camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32732) - you deserved it (9434)

On 01/29/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by purple - Sent from mobile version



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