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Today, I found out why my husband has been coming home from work so late. Turns out he loves to help people. Specifically female people. And by help, I mean sleep with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33237) - you deserved it (2490)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by I pick em' good - United States

Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67205) - you deserved it (7074)

On 03/24/2009 at 8:43am - health - by bridalqueen (woman) - United States (New York)



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