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Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39426) - you deserved it (4429)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:42pm - love - by SMS123 - United States



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