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Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27240) - you deserved it (11321)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by stelssy (woman) - United States

Today, I was straightening my hair for my Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straighter down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (28006)

On 12/24/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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