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Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

#21388506
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On 04/06/2015 at 7:44am - animals - by tannerrosetx_1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

#21342099
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On 01/22/2015 at 4:02am - health - by shifala (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to pizza hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML

#20903132
113 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 8:32am - love - by hmmm (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

#20157115
115 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML

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113 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

#19496982
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26791) - you deserved it (1704)

On 04/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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