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Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
72 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

#21373841
78 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 2:47pm - love - by scared and alone (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

#20877295
102 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my friend, who's a marriage counsellor, about some of the things my husband does that I hate, like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open. I wasn't asking for advice, but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Divorce." Bye-bye, faith in humanity. FML

#20727839
74 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 5:08pm - misc - by ineedbetterfriends (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML

#20455127
113 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 10:28am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband and I went to marriage counselling. I confessed something that was bothering me, but he didn't understand. Our counselor repeated word-for-word what I said right back at him. He turned to me angrily and shouted, "Why couldn't you just say that the first time?!" FML

#20127131
103 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 7:11pm - love - by madari (woman) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

#19330413
72 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

#17954087
74 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 7:11pm - love - by crapedup - United States (Alabama)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML

#13691597
51 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893
128 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

#4079911
141 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by imatool (man) - United States (Texas)



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