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Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65295) - you deserved it (3649)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)



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