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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28462) - you deserved it (4131)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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