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Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28575) - you deserved it (7307)

On 01/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by megean c.l. (woman) - United States



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