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Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22348) - you deserved it (1875)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23515) - you deserved it (6385)

On 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm - animals - by kengu (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)



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