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Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

#21345278
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I agree, your life sucks (19187) - you deserved it (2007)

On 01/27/2015 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23689) - you deserved it (6410)

On 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm - animals - by kengu (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)



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