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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19951) - you deserved it (25109)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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