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Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33687) - you deserved it (4977)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)



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