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Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22666) - you deserved it (1961)

On 05/16/2012 at 3:36am - work - by jobless - United States (Massachusetts)



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