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Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (8605)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40055) - you deserved it (3032) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France



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