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Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53938) - you deserved it (6540)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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