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Today, my daughter couldn't sleep because her pillow "felt like a rock". I asked if she wanted to use mine and she said no. She then rested her head on my stomach and promptly fell asleep. When she woke up, she told me my fat made the best pillow ever. FML

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On 10/15/2009 at 1:26pm - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore



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