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Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30726) - you deserved it (10380) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/18/2015 at 12:22am - work - by chloe_zjk (woman) - France

Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10961) - you deserved it (26809)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:40pm - money - by exalia (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38881) - you deserved it (3453)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States



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