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Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (2587)

On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States



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