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Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42857) - you deserved it (8116)

On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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