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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14286) - you deserved it (39140)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)



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