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Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23579) - you deserved it (2212)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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