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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23480) - you deserved it (6070)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:11am - health - by monkeyzz (woman) - United States (California)



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