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Today, I found an enormous raccoon in my backyard. After a couple of nasty scratches, I finally managed to capture the filthy animal. After calling animal control to relocate it, I waited for hours to learn that "relocating" actually means releasing it into my front yard 10 feet away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19565) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/13/2012 at 2:02am - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)



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