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FML with : Today, I started a job on a building site. Halfway through, I needed to use the toilet. One of the builders

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Today, I started a job on a building site. Halfway through, I needed to use the toilet. One of the builders said there were two of them; one was "OK" and the other was "nasty." The first one I walked into had the foulest stench imaginable. Apparently, that was the "OK" one. FML

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On 09/27/2012 at 1:22am - work - by theotherotherguy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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