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Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35827) - you deserved it (2631)

On 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by linn (woman) - United States



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